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POLITICIANS AND DIAPERS - They both need changing regularly and for the same reason.


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GrouchoMarxists - November 17, 2017, 9:00 pm
Ah, the little bambster. Before his balls dropped. Wait. They still haven't.


GOVERNMENT - "...is like a baby: An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other." --Ronald Reagan


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StoneTools - April 26, 2013, 9:14 am
In the last election, Johnson was poopooed in the press and received very little publicity in the news outlets. He was a bad candidate, but he still should have been treated better in the press.
StoneTools - April 26, 2013, 9:12 am
We also need public vetting of candidates with truthful, unbiased reporting. Biased reporting contributes heavily to having morons in government. It's also the biggest impediment to getting a good 3rd party candidate for any office.
Renza - April 26, 2013, 8:51 am
...Though pushing a full on budget through with executive order couldn't... well, probably wouldn't be any worse than the ridiculous we have going on currently. We really need to find a way to implement term limits on congress...
Renza - April 26, 2013, 8:48 am
Yeah, unfortunately congress is probably more corrupt than even cynics think, and yeah, I'm not saying the president is powerless, I'm just saying he does have limited power, most presidents seem to try to limit how often executive order is used...
StoneTools - April 26, 2013, 8:41 am
I don't think congress is capable of fixing the economy. They are led around by the nose by lobbyists and partisan bickering. Both parties live by the "My way or the highway" mantra and will not compromise.
StoneTools - April 26, 2013, 8:39 am
you also have presidents who will only enforce the parts of laws that they agree with. They do control the justice department, military, and intelligence agencies.
StoneTools - April 26, 2013, 8:37 am
I think you are forgetting about executive orders which are used and abused by presidents to bypass a congress that doesn't toe the line that the president draws.
Renza - April 26, 2013, 8:33 am
If conservatives would actually quit fighting every single attempt taken to try to fix the economy, we probably would be showing much more success by now, but like children, that probably wont happen until they get their way and have a rep in office.
Renza - April 26, 2013, 8:29 am
If you're worried about your kids future, I'd be much more concerned with the broken and divisive partisan politics that are going on rather than just one guy who has limited power.
Renza - April 26, 2013, 8:24 am
See, citing facts/sources can offer much more legitimacy to arguments. Though at least one or two of those looked kinda biased. I'll also point out that congress has to approve budgets, the president only gets a say if they work with him.
WTFO - April 26, 2013, 1:20 am
One more thing. I am in no way "angry". I'm concerned that this President is driving my nation into the ground financially. I'm concerned that my kids will suffer from the policies of this inexperienced, visceral, lying community organizer.
WTFO - April 26, 2013, 1:18 am
http://www.corson.org/archives/economics/E7_040809.htm
WTFO - April 26, 2013, 1:14 am
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424053111904875404576530412322260784.html
WTFO - April 26, 2013, 1:12 am
Renza, you want facts/sources? Okay: http://www.forbes.com/sites/peterferrara/2011/05/05/reaganomics-vs-obamanomics-facts-and-figures/
Renza - April 9, 2013, 8:05 am
You could actually site facts and sources on this if you think your statement is correct, otherwise it's just going to sound like angry right wing conservative default political talking points like so many people try to use.
PapaFox - April 9, 2013, 5:54 am
*incredible
PapaFox - April 9, 2013, 5:54 am
Oh, the icredible irony! :-D
WTFO - April 9, 2013, 12:00 am
You lie (or are ignorant) of the success of Reagan era while completely ignoring the fact that Obama has destroyed the poor and middle class with his failed Obamanomics. Sad little haters, I pity you.
WTFO - April 8, 2013, 11:59 pm
Amazing ignorance about the facts of Reagan's policies and how successful they were. Unlike Obama, Reagan was able to fix the mess Carter and a Dem Congress created. It started a 20 yr growth period. You liberals fail at facts and history.
PapaFox - April 8, 2013, 10:57 pm
Still doing their best to "trickle" all over the poor and middle class.
Renza - April 8, 2013, 8:19 pm
reaganomics, yay
Cannabal - April 8, 2013, 3:10 pm
Yeah, he saved it before he f***ed it up in his second term.
KizMagritz - April 7, 2013, 12:50 am
He would know. Reagan was as full of crap as they come, a second-rate actor from start to finish.


TELEPROMPTER CRUTCH - Because it's easier to read a message of "Hope" and "Change" than to actually know your message.


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WTFO - September 23, 2012, 11:59 pm
Thank you.
arnnatz - September 23, 2012, 11:31 pm
Is that the one he takes on the road with him?
jaxx - September 23, 2012, 10:49 pm
Funny as hell!


TRUE POWER - People don't realize their true power


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RonaldReagan - March 15, 2015, 1:42 pm
A keeper. Putting this on the door of my den. Great


HEY! PRESIDENT KOOL-AID! - Every citizen in the USA is being tortured by means of water-boarding with liberal Obamaid. (Pinko Commie Flavor)




OBAMA'S MARKET - Notes written in crayon so liberals can understand it.




ARROGANCE - An attitude of superiority manifested in an overbearing manner or in presumptuous claims or assumptions




TRUE LEADERSHIP!! - "Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds." Albert Einstein




SOCIALIST POLICIES - "Money is not the only answer, but it makes a difference." --Barack Obama Mr. President, can we please see one of your other answers now?




The Last True American That I've Met -


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calron - April 19, 2015, 6:31 pm
Odd that you declared yourself willfully ignorant of what the poster said and then rendered judgement in spite of that.
rebeccaolsen - April 19, 2015, 3:09 pm
tl;sr(Too Lame;Stopped Reading.) Last "true" American? 1L for the phony Hallmark Channel tone. Not buying into it - there was never a Good war or a bad peace.
Oldsod - April 19, 2015, 1:28 pm
I can't think of the proper adjective. Haunting, perhaps?


PRESIDENT OBAMA - "I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money" --Will Rogers




LIBERAL TRUTH #2 - Responsibility and Accountability are for suckers! Always blame the guys on the other side of the aisle.




LIBERAL - YOU KEEP USING THAT WORD. I DON'T THINK IT MEANS WHAT YOU THINK IT MEANS




TRUE HEROES -


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terroraustralis - August 28, 2013, 12:06 pm
and when their deeds are done and they are long gone, evil men use them as a path to power.


$650M IN STIMULUS BILL - For converter box coupons for folks who don't have cable or satellite TV! How does sitting on you butt watching Wheel of Fortune stimulate the economy?




SILVER LINING - I just found mine!




OUR FIRST LADY'S PRIORITY - "Earlier in my college career, there was no doubt in my mind that as a member of the Black community I was somehow obligated...and would utilize all of my present & future resources to benefit this community first & foremost."




SIEU GOES COMMUNIST - Obama's union goes Commie. Google it! Happy with that hopey changey thingy yet?




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Liberal code words -


TAGS: true meanings of stupid liberals words
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OTC - June 28, 2014, 2:09 pm
When Obama took office and liberals thinks they should get presents from the government and cry when they don't get their way
Zeitguy - June 28, 2014, 1:41 pm
That was my point Steve, name calling is laughable when both sides of the aisle play the same game. (Plus, the term "Neocon" is not a disparaging insult).
posterman - June 28, 2014, 12:42 pm
Once again clueless libs show their hypocritical insanity
EmmaRoydes - June 28, 2014, 8:06 am
when they had their birthday earlier this year
steve1961 - June 28, 2014, 3:41 am
Neocons, Libtards...when did everyone on this planet suddenly turn 6 years old?
Zeitguy - June 27, 2014, 11:23 pm
And that goes double for neocons!


Too busy -




True Conservatism -




The tea party -


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JGalt - July 3, 2014, 1:31 am
Tinos!
JGalt - July 3, 2014, 1:31 am
In southern California, my experience is that the Tea Party has been hijacked by the Rhinos of the party!


LEGALISE POT - lets face it, if pot was legal he'd still be smoking it, and destroying his health instead of destroying the country


TAGS: you know its true legalise
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terroraustralis - September 29, 2012, 3:57 am
at this point the only difference between the democrats and the republicans, is the democrats are honest about wanting to regulate and take away freedoms and justice. the republicans do it in secret, chanting "AMMURIKA!" as they desecrate the constitution
terroraustralis - September 29, 2012, 3:55 am
its like obama hosting a KKK rally in his hometown, it makes no sense. the republicans should've been opposed to the NDAA but they werent. and that, plus the patriot act, is why i dont trust them, or want them in control.
terroraustralis - September 29, 2012, 3:53 am
yes, but they are typically the party that is expected to be pushing for regulation and control. the republicans get elected for the sole purpose of reducing government interference, whether that is taxes or regulation, and too many of them supported NDAA
arnnatz - September 28, 2012, 8:28 am
so did the democrats in the senate
terroraustralis - September 28, 2012, 3:18 am
im kinda a liberal, and i dont back him. my ideas are closer to libertarian but the republican party flat out doesnt give a **** about rights or freedom anymore. obama signed the NDAA, but the republicans LET IT HAPPEN.
crankyhead - September 28, 2012, 12:54 am
Look, Obama hasn't been perfect, granted. However, Bin Laden is dead, and General Motors isn't. So there's always that.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 28, 2012, 12:49 am

And you liberals back this Guy?
terroraustralis - September 27, 2012, 2:56 pm
also, california might not be bankrupt if they went through with their plan to legalise and tax pot, and there would be no mexican drug war without it. and the southern border would be alot more secure, and need alot less policing.
terroraustralis - September 27, 2012, 2:53 pm
this technically means the obama presidency is reagan's fault. the unforseen consequences can be far worse than what you tried to prevent. anti-pot laws are unconstitutional. constitution knows best.


THE COMPLETE QUOTE - "I want him (Obama) to fail, IF his agenda is a far-left collectivism, some people say socialism. Why would I want socialism to succeed?"




OBAMA GNOMES - They've got a plan to fix the energy crisis!




BIPARTISANSHIP - Liberal definition: Republicans just need to shut the hell up and sign what I put in front of them.




CONGRESS - Regardless of which party we may side with We all seem to hate congress... So why do we keep voting them back into office?


TAGS: true uninformed voting failures
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ipaprime - March 5, 2013, 10:09 am
old school gamer here. and if you can ever get to gencon in an election year you can go to chaosiums ( they put out Call of Cthullu game) elder party convention
Renza - March 5, 2013, 9:52 am
I'm well aware of Cthulhu, rare to hear a reference to it beyond Cthulhu. And yes, my opinion stands.
ipaprime - March 5, 2013, 9:38 am
never read any lovecraft have you
Renza - March 5, 2013, 9:08 am
Ah, thought you meant old people... Cthulhu is probably a lot less detrimental.
ipaprime - March 5, 2013, 9:01 am
cthullu, yogsogoth. entities based off the woks of h.p. lovecraft
Renza - March 5, 2013, 8:52 am
Elder party?
ipaprime - March 5, 2013, 7:56 am
i voted Elder party myself
Renza - March 5, 2013, 7:13 am
That is awesome
BALLS - March 4, 2013, 9:52 pm
Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.


THIS - Is what environmentalists want to take away from you, the worker.




IF YOU SMELL - What Barack is cooking.




STICKING OUT YOUR TONGUE - It is rude and it is something else Obama isn't doing




ROBIN HOOD - He Was All About Overthrowing A Repressive Regeim, Not Taking From The Rich And Giving To The Drones, Like Democrats




SAD BUT TRUE - WE WOULD ALL BE A LOT BETTER OFF IF HE HAD KEPT DRINKING




RAPTOR JESUS - If we're gonna teach creationism and natural selection in science class, then we should teach about Raptor Jesus, too.




True colors -




True Leadership -




why are Al Sharpton, Jessie Jackson, and Obama not speaking out against this attack? -




Obamacare -




Fort Hood Purple Hearts -




Why Does The Left Fear & Hate Ted Cruz So Much? -




Hillary Clinton -




Essential Difference -




racism? -




J.P. Morgan vs Bernie Sanders -


TAGS: bernie sanders true rapper democratic socialist
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Cannabal - April 14, 2016, 9:10 pm
And then Teddy Roosevelt comes in, punches JP Morgan in the face, and then slamming him with dopest rhymes, while he pulls out his pipe, and holds up Bernie's hand in approval.
Curlyrocks - April 13, 2016, 10:32 am
Yeah Bernie's right! how dare some private company screw millions of people out of millions of dollars. That's the governments exclusive domain!


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